And indeed it has been a long time--Jan. 29th 2008, to be exact, was my last post. A lousy start with an inconceivable rise to near veneration, Smalltalk, Satire, and Other Sensible Non-sense has since suffered digital asystole. And for good reason: I've been enduring a pernicious dualistic turbulence of almost Manichean proportion, leaving me anemic of life-substance and vigor. But after a few sessions of crystal orb therapy and some comforting predictions from my tarot card reader, the dark spirits have since conceded defeat like Hillary. So without further ado, lets get back to the meat...
The latest figures in business and economics all point to a declining American economy: Amid a weakening dollar, unemployment is up, oil is setting seemingly new records weekly, housing prices are slipping, and inflationary pressure is all the buzz at the Federal Reserve. Indeed, nearly every sector in the U. S. economy seems hard-hit from the 1970's-like energy and economic crisis. But even in today's beleaguered economy, there are some bright spots worth mentioning. The energy sector is one obvious bright spot, and for obvious reasons. Health care is also a bright spot as there will always be sick people and people who make stupid decisions (like drinking and boating). Another remarkably bright spot is the railroad industry because it is far cheaper to transport products and materials by rail at current fuel prices than by truck (think bulk). And last, but not least, the porn industry may be prospering from the de facto recession.
But how do I know that the porno industry is actually doing better as result of America's status quo? I don't know for sure, but it seems a likely ramification as a matter of business and economic speculation. Here's why: Employers of most sectors have been slashing jobs due to higher operating costs and lower margins leaving more Americans unemployed. Strapped for cash flow, it may be that more unemployed people are looking for quick cash by having their bald, glistening genitals converted to digital images on the Internet. And really, anyone, even those with the most awkward of preferences, styles and ideas could find work in this industry so as long as it is legal. Surely the compensation of a porno "actor" is decent enough (though at the cost of your soul), particularly for women and gay men, otherwise most people would not do it.
Furthermore, the operating costs of a ready-to-roll internet porn studio are not affected to the degree as oil-dependent industries such as trucking, agriculture, or airlines. This is particularly true if the studio owns all its equipment already.
On the consumer side, more and more people are sitting at home either unemployed or finding it too expensive to go out and date or shop. So, instead of working, going to the movies or buying new stuff, more people will now sit at home bored. Mix boredom and broadband and a good percentage of the time porn ends up in a computer's cache (or even favorites): just check the browsing history of your friends' computers when you visit their homes to see how "bored" they have been.
With likely more and more people buying and viewing "Saving Ryan's Privates", "Forrest Hump", "BlackCock Down" and "Schindler's Fist", and an endless list of fluffers and actresses ready for work to be casted on the Internet, the porn sector should be rallying on the LAPX (Los Angeles Porn Exchange). Just as porn made a big impression during the mid 1970's economic downturn, so it seems it will again this time around. Whether or not the iconic porn moustaches will return is yet to be seen.
The latest figures in business and economics all point to a declining American economy: Amid a weakening dollar, unemployment is up, oil is setting seemingly new records weekly, housing prices are slipping, and inflationary pressure is all the buzz at the Federal Reserve. Indeed, nearly every sector in the U. S. economy seems hard-hit from the 1970's-like energy and economic crisis. But even in today's beleaguered economy, there are some bright spots worth mentioning. The energy sector is one obvious bright spot, and for obvious reasons. Health care is also a bright spot as there will always be sick people and people who make stupid decisions (like drinking and boating). Another remarkably bright spot is the railroad industry because it is far cheaper to transport products and materials by rail at current fuel prices than by truck (think bulk). And last, but not least, the porn industry may be prospering from the de facto recession.
But how do I know that the porno industry is actually doing better as result of America's status quo? I don't know for sure, but it seems a likely ramification as a matter of business and economic speculation. Here's why: Employers of most sectors have been slashing jobs due to higher operating costs and lower margins leaving more Americans unemployed. Strapped for cash flow, it may be that more unemployed people are looking for quick cash by having their bald, glistening genitals converted to digital images on the Internet. And really, anyone, even those with the most awkward of preferences, styles and ideas could find work in this industry so as long as it is legal. Surely the compensation of a porno "actor" is decent enough (though at the cost of your soul), particularly for women and gay men, otherwise most people would not do it.
Furthermore, the operating costs of a ready-to-roll internet porn studio are not affected to the degree as oil-dependent industries such as trucking, agriculture, or airlines. This is particularly true if the studio owns all its equipment already.
On the consumer side, more and more people are sitting at home either unemployed or finding it too expensive to go out and date or shop. So, instead of working, going to the movies or buying new stuff, more people will now sit at home bored. Mix boredom and broadband and a good percentage of the time porn ends up in a computer's cache (or even favorites): just check the browsing history of your friends' computers when you visit their homes to see how "bored" they have been.
With likely more and more people buying and viewing "Saving Ryan's Privates", "Forrest Hump", "BlackCock Down" and "Schindler's Fist", and an endless list of fluffers and actresses ready for work to be casted on the Internet, the porn sector should be rallying on the LAPX (Los Angeles Porn Exchange). Just as porn made a big impression during the mid 1970's economic downturn, so it seems it will again this time around. Whether or not the iconic porn moustaches will return is yet to be seen.